I’m About to Check Your King

Sung to “Mary Had a Little Lamb”

By Daniel S. Todd 3/23/2024

 

I’m about to check your King,

check your King, check your King.

I’m about to check your King,

There’s not much you can do.

 

The only move that you can make,

you can make, you can make.

The only move that you can make,

Is castle on Queenside.

 

My Knight will fork you anyway,

anyway, anyway.

My Knight will fork you anyway,

Square a8 is your escape.

 

My Queen and Rook are a battery,

battery, battery.

My Queen and Rook are a battery,

I moved a7, checkmate!