Slowest Chess Player Ever

Sang to "Daisy Daisy"

By Daniel Stuart Todd 7/22/2023

 

Laaazy, laaazy it's your turn to move,

I’m half crazy, what are you trying to prove?

The chess pieces are still setup,

and time it will not let up.

So, get it in gear, oh please my dear,

For the flag is about to drop!

 

Waiting, I’m waiting, and my beard is growing long,

hashtag waiting, people will text that you’ve gone.

If you are still yet thinking,

like a ship you’re slowly sinking.

Get on the deck and save the wreck.

Your time is about to stop!

 

Wasted, wasted, you know how your time was spent,

Considering candidate moves, that is how it went.

Your rating will be lower, a snail couldn’t move any slower.

The flag will drop, with a great big plop,

You’ve lost, on time, again!